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Very few women are into artistry in bed. Women no longer want to be asked about these sex positions

No question, most people love variety in bed. Hardly anyone really enjoys just getting in and out. However, anyone who has spread the rumor that we women like to make love in artistic poses has little idea of female preferences. Of course, good sex can also be really sweaty, but we usually only want to bend during yoga.

So it’s best to quickly forget everything you’ve seen about breakneck positions in porn or your ex-partner (she definitely cheated!) told you about our penchant for risky or sacrificial sex. Even some of the sex positions considered “normal” that you yourself have been enjoying with your sweetheart for years aren’t necessarily among her favorites – she just never told you. Now there’s no more secrecy. The following sex positions are unpopular with many women.

Unpopular sex position #1: the position 69

For this position, we women don’t have to bend like a pretzel or risk an accident, but it’s still not one of our favorites. Why? There are 2 reasons: For one, we want to be able to relax during oral sex. But try doing that when you’re busy orally pleasuring your partner at the same time. Therefore, the attempt of 69 often degenerates into uncontrolled tonguing – and in the end, no one can enjoy. The other reason for our reluctance: We can’t look you in the eye while doing it. Okay, we don’t always need deep looks, but something more in the field of vision than your best piece would be nice – you have other hot body parts, after all. Conclusion: position 69 looks nice in theory, but proves to be zero in practice. The most popular sex practices in the world.

Unpopular sex practice #2: Standing sex

Let’s face it: do you enjoy making love like this? After all, you have to make sure that your best piece doesn’t weaken, even though our entire body weight is on your hips – phew! In any case, a woman can’t let herself go if she constantly has to think about whether it might not be too strenuous for you to cope with her kilos. By the way, this has nothing to do with bodyshaming. In addition, standing rarely hits a hotspot that drives us women wild. Conclusion: We suspect you’re imitating what you’ve seen on TV – or is this how men replace their arm training? The erogenous zones of a woman.

Hated sex positions #3: the jackhammer

The name of the position says it all: In the so-called yawning position, women rarely have fun. The woman lies on her back and stretches her legs in the air. The partner holds her feet and penetrates her. Relaxed, as the name might suggest, the position is not either. On the contrary, the man often hammers the penis firmly into the vagina in a fast rhythm (seen in the movie?). Because he has no hand free, the clitoris remains as good as uninvolved. Conclusion: we women feel like a masturbator made flesh. Do you feel like a jackhammer? These 5 things only happen in porn.

Unpopular sex positions #4: Feet behind the head.

The woman lies down, you kneel, her feet rest on your shoulders. Similar to the yawn position, in this variation of the missionary position we feel more like a rubber doll with too long legs than a sex partner taken seriously. By the way, you don’t stimulate the clitoris or the G-spot intensively in this position. A little tip: If you use your hands, we like it better. But that doesn’t mean you should grab our breasts uncontrollably. Use your finger to gently (!) caress our pubic area. Conclusion: Good exercise against heavy legs, but sexually unconvincing.

Position #5: the upside down rider

We women might even be able to relate: You love the look of it. But have you ever asked your partner what she thinks of the position? If she’s like half of all women, she thinks the reverse cowgirl – or swing – is more strength training for her thighs than sexual fulfillment. While many women love to sit on top, there’s a lot going wrong for us in the reverse rider. This is largely because the angle of penetration is not arousing. We constantly have to watch out that the penis doesn’t slip out or might even break. In addition, the view is rather modest for us, we stare at your feet or the wall. Conclusion: To turn you on, the position is super suitable. But we don’t tend to come to orgasm that way.

Unpopular practice #6: the doggy position

One thing first: if you want to make love to women from behind, you should never call it doggy. I don’t know any woman who is turned on by being called a quadruped. But there are other reasons why doggy style isn’t particularly popular with women: unless you’re a pro at multitasking, you may find it hard to finger your partner at the same time as you thrust. Without the added finger play, however, the position remains lacking in fun for many women. You won’t hit the clitoris or G-spot with your penis, and if your best piece is longer than average, the position may even cause you pain. Conclusion: The breasts dangle, the pleasure goes down the drain.

Conclusion: Find out what she likes.

Actually, it’s not difficult for men to find out what positions their partner doesn’t like. They are usually those in which she either can’t let herself go or her erogenous zones get little attention. But that doesn’t mean you have to give up all these positions in the future. In order for her to have her way, you should not make love exclusively in one of these positions. Give your partner control and remember the position in which she reaches climax – she loves this position.